🚀 YC W25 REJECT

Hey Look, It's Every AI-Coded Website Ever


Take a look around at the same fucking vibe-coded site you've seen ten million times before! Built entirely by copy-pasting Claude responses without reading them!

💎 $0 REVENUE • ∞ TECHNICAL DEBT • 🔥 ZERO TESTS

Lovingly crafted by Claude while Jimmy K stood by and took all the credit.

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About Us


At {{COMPANY_NAME}}, we're passionate about startups and absolutely love our customers. We're on a mission to disrupt the industry with our innovative solutions that leverage cutting-edge AI technology. Our team, led by visionary founder {{CEO_NAME}}, is dedicated to providing world-class service and building products that delight users. We believe in moving fast, breaking things, and changing the world one prompt at a time.

Want to learn more? Reach out to us at {{CONTACT_EMAIL}} or visit our headquarters at {{OFFICE_ADDRESS}}. Our {{TEAM_SIZE}} dedicated employees are standing by to help you {{CALL_TO_ACTION}}!

Just Ask Claude Bro

✨ So Fucking Revolutionary


AI Did Everything

Why understand your own code when Claude can hallucinate it for you? Just keep hitting "regenerate" until something works!

Copy-Paste Excellence

We use the revolutionary technique of copying code we don't understand and hoping it works. Shipped in record time!

Works On My Machine

Tested extensively on localhost once. Users reporting bugs? Just ask the AI to fix it without understanding the root cause!

Zero Planning

Architecture? Tests? Documentation? Nah bro, we just vibe with it. The AI knows best, probably.

Wait, Not Enough Tailwind?

Someone said "Not enough tailwind. 6/10." So here's a literal tail in the wind.

Dog with tail blowing in wind

This is as close to Tailwind CSS as we're getting on a pure HTML site.
But hey, we added rounded corners and shadows, so basically the same thing.

⚠️ Security Notice ⚠️

A security researcher pointed out that even though this is a static website, we accidentally leaked your password.

Your password is:

hunter2

Don't worry, we can only see ******* on our end.

This is what happens when you let Claude handle authentication without understanding OAuth.
But hey, we used HTTPS! That counts for something, right?

📁 Professional Project Structure

Someone assumed our project directory looks messy because we used Claude. They were absolutely right.

index.html

index-working.html

index-revised.html

index-revised-2.html

debug-site-on-mobile-issue.sh

index-backup-2.html

DEBUGGING-RESULTS.md

CLAUDE.md

INSTALLATION-INSTRUCTIONS.md

css/

Don't believe us? Check the repo yourself.
We commit our sins to version control.

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📱 Hit Me Up


Here's my contact info because that's what Claude suggested when I prompted "make me a website". Can't wait for all the recruiters asking if I "really know how to code" or if I just prompt stuff. Of course I know how to code! I can write a mean ChatGPT prompt!

This site was built in 5 minutes by asking Claude "make me a website" and I'm very proud of myself.

No, I did not read any of the code. Yes, it works. No, I cannot explain how. Yes, I will put "Full Stack Developer" on my resume.

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