Take a look around at the same fucking vibe-coded site you've seen ten million times before! Built entirely by copy-pasting Claude responses without reading them!
Lovingly crafted by Claude while Jimmy K stood by and took all the credit.
This button was AI-generated tooAt {{COMPANY_NAME}}, we're passionate about startups and absolutely love our customers. We're on a mission to disrupt the industry with our innovative solutions that leverage cutting-edge AI technology. Our team, led by visionary founder {{CEO_NAME}}, is dedicated to providing world-class service and building products that delight users. We believe in moving fast, breaking things, and changing the world one prompt at a time.
Want to learn more? Reach out to us at {{CONTACT_EMAIL}} or visit our headquarters at {{OFFICE_ADDRESS}}. Our {{TEAM_SIZE}} dedicated employees are standing by to help you {{CALL_TO_ACTION}}!
Forget that! Who would ever want to put in all of that effort to understand what they're building? Just open up your browser and type "make me a website" into Claude or ChatGPT, and you're on your way! There are hundreds of identical prompts to choose from, but go ahead and use the same exact one everyone else uses, paste the output without reading it, and you're done! No one will notice that every AI-coded site looks identical! Plus you get to argue on Twitter about whether "prompt engineering" counts as real programming!
Just Ask Claude BroWhy understand your own code when Claude can hallucinate it for you? Just keep hitting "regenerate" until something works!
We use the revolutionary technique of copying code we don't understand and hoping it works. Shipped in record time!
Tested extensively on localhost once. Users reporting bugs? Just ask the AI to fix it without understanding the root cause!
Architecture? Tests? Documentation? Nah bro, we just vibe with it. The AI knows best, probably.
Someone said "Not enough tailwind. 6/10." So here's a literal tail in the wind.
This is as close to Tailwind CSS as we're getting on a pure HTML site.
But hey, we added rounded corners and shadows, so basically the same thing.
A security researcher pointed out that even though this is a static website, we accidentally leaked your password.
Your password is:
hunter2
Don't worry, we can only see ******* on our end.
This is what happens when you let Claude handle authentication without understanding OAuth.
But hey, we used HTTPS! That counts for something, right?
Someone assumed our project directory looks messy because we used Claude. They were absolutely right.
index.html
index-working.html
index-revised.html
index-revised-2.html
debug-site-on-mobile-issue.sh
index-backup-2.html
DEBUGGING-RESULTS.md
CLAUDE.md
INSTALLATION-INSTRUCTIONS.md
css/
Don't believe us? Check the repo yourself.
We commit our sins to version control.
Someone said no LLM-autocompleted website is complete without broken links. So here you go!
None of these links work. That's what happens when Claude generates your navbar.
But hey, they look professional! That's what matters, right?
"This product changed my life! I can't say exactly how, but the landing page looked so professional that I had to buy it. 10/10 would purchase again without reading the documentation."
— Sarah M.
CEO at {{CUSTOMER_COMPANY_1}}
"Absolutely revolutionary! I have no idea what it does, but the gradient buttons convinced me this was the future. We immediately deployed it to production."
— Michael R.
CTO at [Object Object]
"The best undefined solution I've ever NaN! Our ROI increased by null% in just undefined weeks. Highly recommend to anyone looking for something!"
— Jennifer K.
Founder at TechCorp Solutions Inc.
* According to Claude, all testimonials were generated by GPT-3.5. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental. Any damages resulting from testimonials are GPT's fault.
Uptime*
*When localhost is running
Faster Development
Than actually learning to code
Potential Bugs
We don't test, we iterate
AI-Powered
Whatever that means
Revenue
But we're pre-revenue by choice
Customer Satisfaction
Cannot divide by zero customers
Developer
Claude doesn't count as an employee
Prompts to Build This
Nice
Here's my contact info because that's what Claude suggested when I prompted "make me a website". Can't wait for all the recruiters asking if I "really know how to code" or if I just prompt stuff. Of course I know how to code! I can write a mean ChatGPT prompt!
This site was built in 5 minutes by asking Claude "make me a website" and I'm very proud of myself.
No, I did not read any of the code. Yes, it works. No, I cannot explain how. Yes, I will put "Full Stack Developer" on my resume.
+1-555-PROMPT-ME
(You can also DM Jimmy K and he'll forward your message to Claude)